[Zardoz]

Originally Posted by kevin

Uhura PREGNANT by McCoy - Spock's rage burns over, turns to Chekov for affection - CHAPEL drugs Kirk to gain access to command codes because she's a genetically altered Klingon trying to steal the Enterprise - Sulu still can't disengage dampers - Scotty last seen in Engine Room, search continues - Keenser takes COMMAND!!!!!!

Scotty and Cupcake living togeter, we find out the Kelvin wasn't really destoryed-it had all been a bad dream, Spock Prime becomes a Pimp On the Orion colonies, Pike decides that Kirk is a weenie, and takes back the ENT.....ROFL!!

[horatio]

Originally Posted by kevin

Uhura PREGNANT by McCoy - Spock's rage burns over, turns to Chekov for affection - CHAPEL drugs Kirk to gain access to command codes because she's a genetically altered Klingon trying to steal the Enterprise - Sulu still can't disengage dampers - Scotty last seen in Engine Room, search continues - Keenser takes COMMAND!!!!!!

I feel pain!

[Zardoz]

TROI:"No, it was just gas, sorry."

[horatio]

Gas, the most lethal chemical weapon in the galaxy.



Help us to find this war criminal, also wanted for indecent conduct with a Tellarite princess.

[Zardoz]

The DUMBEST idea in the history of Trek!

[horatio]

Riker just loves to pull out his joystick.

[kevin]

And fire phasers everywhere!!!

[Zardoz]

Originally Posted by horatio

Riker just loves to pull out his joystick.

I agree!!

But why even have helm and navigation stations if you can just use a joystick.....

[I-Am-Zim]

Originally Posted by Zardoz

The DUMBEST idea in the history of Trek!

Did you forget the space hippies?

[Zardoz]

Originally Posted by I-Am-Zim

Did you forget the space hippies?

No this is even dumber than THAT!