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Old 10-02-2009, 09:13 AM
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Uhura PREGNANT by McCoy - Spock's rage burns over, turns to Chekov for affection - CHAPEL drugs Kirk to gain access to command codes because she's a genetically altered Klingon trying to steal the Enterprise - Sulu still can't disengage dampers - Scotty last seen in Engine Room, search continues - Keenser takes COMMAND!!!!!!
Scotty and Cupcake living togeter, we find out the Kelvin wasn't really destoryed-it had all been a bad dream, Spock Prime becomes a Pimp On the Orion colonies, Pike decides that Kirk is a weenie, and takes back the ENT.....ROFL!!
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:36 AM
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Uhura PREGNANT by McCoy - Spock's rage burns over, turns to Chekov for affection - CHAPEL drugs Kirk to gain access to command codes because she's a genetically altered Klingon trying to steal the Enterprise - Sulu still can't disengage dampers - Scotty last seen in Engine Room, search continues - Keenser takes COMMAND!!!!!!
I feel pain!

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Old 10-02-2009, 09:42 AM
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TROI:"No, it was just gas, sorry."
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The DUMBEST idea in the history of Trek!
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And fire phasers everywhere!!!
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Riker just loves to pull out his joystick.
I agree!!

But why even have helm and navigation stations if you can just use a joystick.....
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The DUMBEST idea in the history of Trek!
Did you forget the space hippies?
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Did you forget the space hippies?
No this is even dumber than THAT!
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