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Old 06-09-2009, 02:43 AM
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Scotty : Okie Dokie then, if there is any common sense in the design of the enemy ship, i should be beaming you over to the cargo section. Wouldn't be a soul in sight.

Kirk : Energize

*Beams over into a hive of Romulan activity*
I loved the humour in that part - c'mon, we all knew as soon as Scotty said it that's not where they were going to end up!
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:08 AM
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My favorite:

"I am Spock."

"Bullsh**."
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:45 AM
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'As my customary goodbye seems oddly self-serving....'!
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Old 06-09-2009, 08:59 AM
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Spock Prime: "James T. Kirk!"
Kirk: "Excuse me?!"
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Old 06-09-2009, 09:03 AM
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Wow, this film had such a great vein of humour running through it - I hope that doesn't get lost in the sequel.
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Oh, man, there's lots of scenes and lines that made me laugh, especially the part where Kirk and Spock were in the transporter room, about to beam over the Narada... and where Kirk finally finds out what Uhura's first name is.


Kirk: So her first name's Nyota?
Spock: I have no comment on the matter.
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:54 PM
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so it turns out Spock is the comedian!
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