[Star Trek Viewer]

What do you think were the funniest lines or scenes in this movie, and why? Here are some possibilities, in no particular order:

1. "Is there a problem, officer?"
2. "'Uhura'? No way! That's the name I was going to make up for you!"
3. "Oh, relax, cupcake, it was a joke."
4. "So go out and get some more men and we'll be even."
5. "You can whistle real loud, ya know that?"
6. "Okay -- who's the mouthbreather?"
7. "You can hear me breathing?"
8. "Oh, I dunno... maybe raise shields?"
9. "How'd he do that?" / "I do not know."
10. "And you call this doing me this a favor?"
11. "Omigod what happened to your hands?!"
12. "Owww! Stop it!"
13. "I like this ship! It's exciting!"
14. "Gotchyer gun."

These are all from memory, so please forgive any mistakes.

I can't decide which line or scene is the funniest. They're all great!

[Kiko Kea]

On the Narada, in the middle of the firefight...
Kirk: I've got your back.
Spock: Are you sure?

[Star Trek Viewer]

Originally Posted by Kiko Kea

On the Narada, in the middle of the firefight...
Kirk: I've got your back.
Spock: Are you sure?

I liked that one!

That reminds me of Kirk's line in an forced-cavalier effort to cover up the fact of the Jellyfish's origins when it welcomed Ambassador Spock: "Huh, that's weird." The way he said it was priceless.

[Gary Seven]

"I may throw up on you."

[kevin]

'Out of the Chair'!!

Also - 'Well, how many guys have you had back?', 'You can whistle really loud, man!', 'I have no comment on the matter'.

Loads more, but these ones I remember best!

[shpock]

Originally Posted by kevin

'Out of the Chair'!!

that's the one!

[Intermeezo]

The entire Kobayashi Maru sequence was funny.... lines (with the mannerisms) such as...

Kirk: "Starfleet command has ordered us to rescue them... Captain."

Instructor: "Did he say don't worry about it?!"

Kirk: "... Alert Medical."

Kirk: "Begin rescue of the stranded crew."

Instructor: "How the hell did he beat your test?" Spock: "I do not know."

[shpock]

yeah, the KM was great!

does Kirk's photon phinger count?

"pew pew"

[horatio]

"Hi Christopher."

Not directly humour, but Nero's arrogance, pretended care and nonchalance put a wicked smile on my face.

[dpinzow]

When McCoy hyposprays Kirk about six times...and McCoy describes what will happen to Kirk each time (temporary blindness, profuse sweating, swollen hands, swollen tongue)