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Old 06-08-2009, 02:40 PM
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Talking Funniest Lines or Scenes in the Movie?

What do you think were the funniest lines or scenes in this movie, and why? Here are some possibilities, in no particular order:

1. "Is there a problem, officer?"
2. "'Uhura'? No way! That's the name I was going to make up for you!"
3. "Oh, relax, cupcake, it was a joke."
4. "So go out and get some more men and we'll be even."
5. "You can whistle real loud, ya know that?"
6. "Okay -- who's the mouthbreather?"
7. "You can hear me breathing?"
8. "Oh, I dunno... maybe raise shields?"
9. "How'd he do that?" / "I do not know."
10. "And you call this doing me this a favor?"
11. "Omigod what happened to your hands?!"
12. "Owww! Stop it!"
13. "I like this ship! It's exciting!"
14. "Gotchyer gun."

These are all from memory, so please forgive any mistakes.

I can't decide which line or scene is the funniest. They're all great!

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Old 06-08-2009, 02:49 PM
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On the Narada, in the middle of the firefight...
Kirk: I've got your back.
Spock: Are you sure?

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Old 06-08-2009, 02:51 PM
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On the Narada, in the middle of the firefight...
Kirk: I've got your back.
Spock: Are you sure?

I liked that one!

That reminds me of Kirk's line in an forced-cavalier effort to cover up the fact of the Jellyfish's origins when it welcomed Ambassador Spock: "Huh, that's weird." The way he said it was priceless.
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Old 06-08-2009, 02:53 PM
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'Out of the Chair'!!

Also - 'Well, how many guys have you had back?', 'You can whistle really loud, man!', 'I have no comment on the matter'.

Loads more, but these ones I remember best!
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'Out of the Chair'!!
that's the one!
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Old 06-08-2009, 03:07 PM
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The entire Kobayashi Maru sequence was funny.... lines (with the mannerisms) such as...

Kirk: "Starfleet command has ordered us to rescue them... Captain."

Instructor: "Did he say don't worry about it?!"

Kirk: "... Alert Medical."

Kirk: "Begin rescue of the stranded crew."

Instructor: "How the hell did he beat your test?" Spock: "I do not know."
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Old 06-08-2009, 03:09 PM
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yeah, the KM was great!

does Kirk's photon phinger count?

"pew pew"
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Old 06-08-2009, 03:15 PM
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When McCoy hyposprays Kirk about six times...and McCoy describes what will happen to Kirk each time (temporary blindness, profuse sweating, swollen hands, swollen tongue)
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