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Old 06-08-2009, 06:58 PM
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Pod claims to be the mysterious poster known as Zardoz.
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:28 PM
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Sarah Palin Denies 'First Dude' Is A Pod!

Speaking to a local reporter in front of a frozen food packing plant the governor of Alaska issues shocking denial to answer unknown rumors that her husband may be from another planet. When asked which newspaper she first read about said rumors she replied "The ones put on my desk." During the news conference she was shown by her aide newspapers that called the first dude in question "Todd" and not a pod. Afterwards Governor Palin reportedly said "Nevermind."
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:46 PM
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PODS SWEEP OSCARS AND EMMY'S!
PODS ATTEND SEVERAL DIFFERENT POST OSCAR PARTIES AT ONCE.

Dateline, Hollywood California.

Ever since those crazy Pods landed a few months ago, they've been taking the world by storm, literally! Many ordinary citizens have dialed 911 to report being assimilated by a Pod, but since the police and fire departments and State, Federal and local authorities were the first to be assimilated, few Pod officers have responded to the citizen's pleas, other than to assist with the assimilation process. Tonight in Hollywood, "Pod" won best picture, while Pod, Pod and Pod took best actor, actress and supporting actor awards which was predicted by "Pod Weekly" magazine. Pod was asked on the red carpet before the ceremonies whether it thought it would actually win, it responded "Surrender and prepare to become Pod! Hail to the MotherPod! All is lost Hu-Mans, accept your fate! Oh, and I think all of the nominees for best actor did a really fine job and I won't be disappointed if I don't receive the award, I'll be just as happy if Pod or Pod or Pod wins.". The Pods attended Jack Nicholson's Oscar party after the show, where they promptly assimilated Mr. Nicholson and all of his guests, except for Dennis Hopper and Willie Nelson who were wacked out on Willie's weed and got the munchies and ate all the Pods, ending the invasion. All in all, a typical Hollywood night.
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Old 06-08-2009, 08:04 PM
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POD AND PARIS HILTON "JUST FRIENDS"
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Old 06-09-2009, 10:45 AM
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Nude Priest Tells On Dead Actor
Authorities shocked reporters with news of a nude priest who ran into headquarters yesterday, as he proceeded to tell them the truth about the dead actor.

in other news a 340-lb Heiress Finds God

And more on the story of Man Bites Dog
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Old 06-09-2009, 10:50 AM
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Nude Priest Tells On Dead Actor
Authorities shocked reporters with news of a nude priest who ran into headquarters yesterday, as he proceeded to tell them the truth about the dead actor.

in other news a 340-lb Heiress Finds God

And more on the story of Man Bites Dog
How'd they know he was a priest?
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Old 06-09-2009, 10:52 AM
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Pods on the Interstate - iPods?
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Old 06-09-2009, 10:54 AM
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How'd they know he was a priest?
His use of Church latin every ten minutes in a quiet prayer gave that away

although come to think of it... it could be the other way around... a Nude Actor Tells on Dead Priest
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Old 06-09-2009, 11:39 AM
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Global Positioning System Created by Pods!

Nefarious plan intended to make tracking of humans easier so they can easily find the people they want to replace the most. Government recommends everyone with GPS to destroy them but the people like the convenience and say they will take the risk of being replaced by pods.
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Old 06-09-2009, 03:54 PM
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Shat: "Let me tell you about Pods"
Veteran Star Trek actor brings debate to the forefront.
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