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Old 03-19-2009, 01:54 PM
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Then there was the time Janice Rand complained that someone had drilled a peephole in her quarters.

Kirk promised he'd look into it.
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:04 PM
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Then there was the time Janice Rand complained that someone had drilled a peephole in her quarters.

Kirk promised he'd look into it.
No doubt Kirk is a man of his word. Besides, it beats peeping from under a bunk.
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Did you hear what happened to the workers at the coffee plantation when it was raided by the local tribe of head hunters?

They all got decaffeinated!
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What do executioners sing when the accused is exonerated?

You can leave your head on!
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Damn... maybe we should start a permanent joke thread...
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I just realized that the perfect name for this movie is:
Start Trek
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....or scum trek for nero
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Why is Worf always pessimistic? 'Cause he's a Klingon worrier.
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Why don't the Borg go to prison?

Because -
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The hangman's joke:

"No noose is good noose!"
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