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#51
03-19-2009, 01:54 PM
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Then there was the time Janice Rand complained that someone had drilled a peephole in her quarters.
Kirk promised he'd look into it.
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#52
03-19-2009, 02:04 PM
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Quote:
 No doubt Kirk is a man of his word. Besides, it beats peeping from under a bunk.
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'A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.' Thomas Pynchon 'GRAVITY'S RAINBOW'
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#53
03-19-2009, 02:05 PM
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Did you hear what happened to the workers at the coffee plantation when it was raided by the local tribe of head hunters?
They all got decaffeinated!
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TREK IS TREK. WHATEVER THE TIMELINE!
The next TV Series should be called STARFLEET!
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#54
03-19-2009, 03:35 PM
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What do executioners sing when the accused is exonerated?
You can leave your head on!
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“English! I thought I dreamed hearing it!” Khan, Space Seed (TOS) Brought to you in living color by NCC. -= first fan member =-
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#55
03-19-2009, 03:38 PM
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Damn... maybe we should start a permanent joke thread...
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TREK IS TREK. WHATEVER THE TIMELINE!
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#56
04-04-2009, 08:09 AM
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I just realized that the perfect name for this movie is:
Start Trek 
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#57
04-04-2009, 08:27 AM
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....or scum trek for nero
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#58
07-10-2010, 07:32 AM
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Why is Worf always pessimistic? 'Cause he's a Klingon worrier.
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“English! I thought I dreamed hearing it!” Khan, Space Seed (TOS) Brought to you in living color by NCC. -= first fan member =-
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#59
07-10-2010, 07:52 AM
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Why don't the Borg go to prison?
Because -
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#60
07-15-2010, 10:10 AM
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The hangman's joke:
"No noose is good noose!"
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