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Old 03-05-2009, 09:53 AM
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What Shatner really meant by saying... Get a life:

Getting
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Old 03-06-2009, 05:30 AM
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William Shatner as male prostitue Matt Stone In Impulse, do I really need to add a punchline? ROFL!
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:33 AM
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William Shatner as male prostitue Matt Stone In Impulse, do I really need to add a punchline? ROFL!
Not necessary at all!
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Old 03-07-2009, 10:00 AM
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The tiny, little-known eastern European country of Idiotica decided to develope their own space program. Concerned that their entry in the 'space race' was such a late one they came up with an ambitious project - the first human on the sun!

Idiots though they may be, they came up with a 'brilliant' plan to accomplish this. They'll send their astronauts ...at night!
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The tiny, little-known eastern European country of Idiotica decided to develope their own space program. Concerned that their entry in the 'space race' was such a late one they came up with an ambitious project - the first human on the sun!

Idiots though they may be, they came up with a 'brilliant' plan to accomplish this. They'll send their astronauts ...at night!
And how would you like your Astronaut prepared sir?

Well Done...a good choice sir! It will be ready in a nano-second.
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Well Done...a good choice sir!
And in this medium, a rare find.
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During their recent divorce case, the judge mentioned that Heather Mills was unstable. Sir Paul McCartney told the court that a beer mat under the left leg usually did the trick.
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his neighbor beside the trail?
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Modified (and stolen) from Praire Home Companion.

To prove that dogs are man's best friend, put your dog and your husband/wife/significant other in the trunk of your car. Drive around for an hour then open the trunk. Which one is glad to see you?
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Old 03-17-2009, 11:44 AM
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Modified (and stolen) from Praire Home Companion.

To prove that dogs are man's best friend, put your dog and your husband/wife/significant other in the trunk of your car. Drive around for an hour then open the trunk. Which one is glad to see you?
If you are my wife and my dog? the answer is neither one! As far as attitude goes my dog could be my wife without the lipstick.
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