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#41
03-05-2009, 09:53 AM
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What Shatner really meant by saying... Get a life:
Getting Every Trekkie Angry Leaving Immediately For Europe 
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CAN YOU CATCH SECOND HAND STUPIDITY? OR SHOULD I BE CONCERNED ABOUT THE WATER HERE? - JEFF DUNHAM
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#42
03-06-2009, 05:30 AM
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William Shatner as male prostitue Matt Stone In Impulse, do I really need to add a punchline? ROFL!
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 "High Priestesses Of Zardoz" By Eliza's Starbase Of Avatars Copyright 2009." "Zardoz Speaks To You, His Choosen Trek Fans."
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#43
03-06-2009, 10:33 AM
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 Not necessary at all!
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'A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.' Thomas Pynchon 'GRAVITY'S RAINBOW'
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#44
03-07-2009, 10:00 AM
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The tiny, little-known eastern European country of Idiotica decided to develope their own space program. Concerned that their entry in the 'space race' was such a late one they came up with an ambitious project - the first human on the sun!
Idiots though they may be, they came up with a 'brilliant' plan to accomplish this. They'll send their astronauts ...at night!
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'A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.' Thomas Pynchon 'GRAVITY'S RAINBOW'
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#45
03-10-2009, 02:28 PM
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Well Done...a good choice sir! It will be ready in a nano-second.
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CAN YOU CATCH SECOND HAND STUPIDITY? OR SHOULD I BE CONCERNED ABOUT THE WATER HERE? - JEFF DUNHAM
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#46
03-10-2009, 03:18 PM
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'A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.' Thomas Pynchon 'GRAVITY'S RAINBOW'
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#47
03-12-2009, 02:16 PM
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During their recent divorce case, the judge mentioned that Heather Mills was unstable. Sir Paul McCartney told the court that a beer mat under the left leg usually did the trick.
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#48
03-14-2009, 03:26 AM
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his neighbor beside the trail?
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'A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.' Thomas Pynchon 'GRAVITY'S RAINBOW'
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#49
03-15-2009, 08:22 PM
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Modified (and stolen) from Praire Home Companion.
To prove that dogs are man's best friend, put your dog and your husband/wife/significant other in the trunk of your car. Drive around for an hour then open the trunk. Which one is glad to see you?
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#50
03-17-2009, 11:44 AM
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 As far as attitude goes my dog could be my wife without the lipstick.
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CAN YOU CATCH SECOND HAND STUPIDITY? OR SHOULD I BE CONCERNED ABOUT THE WATER HERE? - JEFF DUNHAM
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