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#31
02-28-2009, 03:14 AM
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Nah, an exorcist is someone who loved the Transformers script but now hates Trek.
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#32
02-28-2009, 05:29 AM
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How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to do it, the other to shoot him and take the credit! *RIMSHOT*
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#33
02-28-2009, 08:51 AM
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NO!!! That would be Romulan/Ferengi style. Not Klingon!
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#34
02-28-2009, 09:33 AM
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How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? 2, one to do it, and the other to write an epic song about the glorious deed.
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#35
03-01-2009, 08:10 AM
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#36
03-01-2009, 01:35 PM
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Why do you make a Starfleet device when you wanna have a motorbike with 3 wheels?
It's a trike order.
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#37
03-02-2009, 06:03 AM
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What did Picard call Riker when he started dating again?
Boy-Troi!
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#38
03-03-2009, 12:16 AM
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Ensign Riley asks:
'Who's Irish and stays in the backyard?' 'Patty O'Furniture'
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#39
03-03-2009, 05:58 AM
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What did Scotty say about his date?
"She canna take any more!"
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#40
03-03-2009, 09:27 AM
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And you know how that sentence ends in the song.
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