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Old 02-28-2009, 03:14 AM
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Nah, an exorcist is someone who loved the Transformers script but now hates Trek.
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Old 02-28-2009, 05:29 AM
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How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

2, one to do it, the other to shoot him and take the credit!

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NO!!! That would be Romulan/Ferengi style. Not Klingon!
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Old 02-28-2009, 09:33 AM
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How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

2, one to do it, the other to shoot him and take the credit!

*RIMSHOT*
No that should be:
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

2, one to do it, and the other to write an epic song about the glorious deed.
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NO!!! That would be Romulan/Ferengi style. Not Klingon!
Not TOS Klingons. Trust me, I just watched ''Friday's Child''.
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Why do you make a Starfleet device when you wanna have a motorbike with 3 wheels?


It's a trike order.
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What did Picard call Riker when he started dating again?

Boy-Troi!
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Ensign Riley asks:

'Who's Irish and stays in the backyard?'


'Patty O'Furniture'
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Old 03-03-2009, 05:58 AM
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What did Scotty say about his date?

"She canna take any more!"
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Old 03-03-2009, 09:27 AM
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And you know how that sentence ends in the song.
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