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Old 02-07-2008, 06:53 AM
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122: If my ship is constantly being bugged, robbed, invaded, or taken over, I will replace my security officer, no matter how cool a character he is.

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Old 03-10-2008, 11:22 PM
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153: Away missions will include Myself, Chief of Security, The Ships Doctor, Chief Engineer, a Science officer, and a Random Ensign to take the fall if things get hostel.
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154: I will never just "jump in bed" with the first Alien Queen I meet.
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155: I will have all my duty uniforms stitched as loosely as possible to facilitate maximum shirt-ripping ability.
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Totally Hilarious! And it would have saved TOS, STNG, DS9 and VOY crews SOOOOO
much trouble! Then again, it would have made the shows SOOOOOOO much less entertaining. Half of the fun is yelling "Watch Out!", "Look out behind you!" and "He's a friggin alien, you idiot!", at the screen.
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:21 AM
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156: I shall have the only seat belt on the bridge!
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