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Old 12-04-2008, 03:08 PM
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Scarlett O'Hara and Dr. McCoy!
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Old 12-04-2008, 03:44 PM
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I'll let you guess who's whom. It won't be too difficult.

"Project Genesis uses a proto-matter energy matrix to rearrange matter at the subatomic level into life-giving matter of equal mass."

"A crude summary, but essentially correct."

"And which one of you geniuses thought that up?"

"I sense sarcasm in your question."

"Really?"

"Project Genesis was conceived and developed by Doctor Carol Marcus. She and her son -- "

"Is she hot?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"Fifty fifty she's either smokin' hot or a total dog. When someone comes up with something this big, it's either because she wants to prove she's not just a pretty face or to make up for the fact that she's not a pretty face."

"I would surmise that Admiral Kirk found her physical attractiveness most satisfactory."

"The 'I did Jimmy' club isn't exactly exclusive."

Bloody brilliant!
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Old 12-04-2008, 03:58 PM
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Scarlett O'Hara and Dr. McCoy!
Scarlett: Leonard, Leonard... Leonard, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Leonard McCoy: Dammit, woman! I'm a Doctor, not a high school vocational counselor!
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Old 12-04-2008, 04:26 PM
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Scarlett: Leonard, Leonard... Leonard, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Leonard McCoy: Dammit, woman! I'm a Doctor, not a high school vocational counselor!
Perfect!
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Old 12-04-2008, 06:48 PM
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Stewie Griffin and Khan debating suitable revenge tactics.
Khan: "He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him. I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flame before I give him up!"

Stewie: "Jeeeeesus, and people think my orientation is ambiguous. Cover up those man boobies, you're giving me the wrong... never mind that, just take the shirt off. That's right!"
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Old 12-05-2008, 12:37 AM
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Khan: "He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him. I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flame before I give him up!"

Stewie: "Jeeeeesus, and people think my orientation is ambiguous. Cover up those man boobies, you're giving me the wrong... never mind that, just take the shirt off. That's right!"
I like that - that's good!!
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Old 12-05-2008, 03:18 AM
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Inspiration!

Locutus: "I am... Locutus... of Borg. Resistance... is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service... us."

Col. Jack O'Neill: *chin in hand* "Borg. Resistance. Futile. Life over. Service us. That's it?"

*transmission ends*

O'Neill (to Worf) "Are they always so... chatty?" (Worf just glares) "Okay, not the right person to ask."

LaForge: "Commander! I'm pretty sure that if I reconfigure the gravitometric emitters to generate a phased covariant pulse, I can -- "

O'Neill: (massages his temple) "Ohhhh, here we go..."
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I'll let you guess who's whom. It won't be too difficult.

"Project Genesis uses a proto-matter energy matrix to rearrange matter at the subatomic level into life-giving matter of equal mass."

"A crude summary, but essentially correct."

"And which one of you geniuses thought that up?"

"I sense sarcasm in your question."

"Really?"

"Project Genesis was conceived and developed by Doctor Carol Marcus. She and her son -- "

"Is she hot?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"Fifty fifty she's either smokin' hot or a total dog. When someone comes up with something this big, it's either because she wants to prove she's not just a pretty face or to make up for the fact that she's not a pretty face."

"I would surmise that Admiral Kirk found her physical attractiveness most satisfactory."

"The 'I did Jimmy' club isn't exactly exclusive."
rotflmao

Okay, I can die happy now...
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Old 12-06-2008, 11:12 AM
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Samuel T. Cogley and Denny Crane.
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Captain Kirk vs. Captain Taggert ..... In fact, The whole crew of Startrek vs. the whole crew of Galaxy Quest!
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