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Old 12-04-2008, 11:40 AM
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Default The Versus Dialogues (Crossover character fun)

Since we had Kirk vs. House for a few lines, that got me thinking it might be fun to take requests for dialogues between a Star Trek character and a character from another show/movie/whatever. (By the way, I have no IDEA where a thread like this should be, so my apologies if this isn't the right forum on the board.)

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Hmm... Kirk vs Palpatine (ROTS period)
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I want Homer Simpsona and some Pakleds in an intellectual death match
Are you kidding? They'd Crown him KING!
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Hey, maybe we can fix the canon problems . . .

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Stewie Griffin and Khan debating suitable revenge tactics.
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Old 12-04-2008, 11:56 AM
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Stewie Griffin and Khan debating suitable revenge tactics.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold!"

"Oh goodie! Can we get hot fudge and whipped cream on that?"
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House vs Spock on the Genesis Device.
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"Revenge is a dish best served cold!"

"Oh goodie! Can we get hot fudge and whipped cream on that?"
'Whipped' or 'Cool-Whipped' - which actually probably works better if someone has seen the episode 'Barely Legal', but I had to throw it in there!!!
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House vs Spock on the Genesis Device.
I'll let you guess who's whom. It won't be too difficult.

"Project Genesis uses a proto-matter energy matrix to rearrange matter at the subatomic level into life-giving matter of equal mass."

"A crude summary, but essentially correct."

"And which one of you geniuses thought that up?"

"I sense sarcasm in your question."

"Really?"

"Project Genesis was conceived and developed by Doctor Carol Marcus. She and her son -- "

"Is she hot?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"Fifty fifty she's either smokin' hot or a total dog. When someone comes up with something this big, it's either because she wants to prove she's not just a pretty face or to make up for the fact that she's not a pretty face."

"I would surmise that Admiral Kirk found her physical attractiveness most satisfactory."

"The 'I did Jimmy' club isn't exactly exclusive."
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