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Old 12-05-2008, 06:40 AM
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Nimoy is the Chuck Norris of the Trek Universe.
Leonard Nimoy can divide by zero.
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:44 AM
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When Leonard Nimoy wants toasted marshmelons, they jump on a stick and toast themselves.
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:50 AM
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Leonard Nimoy sleeps with a night light. That's not because he's afraid of the dark -- it's because the dark is afraid of him.
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Leonard Nimoy doesn't need a transporter. The universe revolves around him.
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When doing press up's Nimoy isn't lifting himself up - he's pushing the world down!!
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Old 12-05-2008, 07:02 AM
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Leonard Nimoy.
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Leonard Nimoy destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Scotty once proclaimed, "Ye cannae change th' laws of physics!" This is untrue. Leonard Nimoy can change the laws of physics without even breaking a sweat.
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Old 12-05-2008, 07:09 AM
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Leonard Nimoy CAN believe it's not butter.
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Old 12-05-2008, 07:30 AM
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Leonard Nimoy can eat just ONE Lay's potato chip.

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