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Old 09-11-2008, 04:48 AM
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The tale is one of villains and heroes. The fight was long and each hero has his own unique perspective on the tale.

The Bored entered the Star Trek forums sometime during April in the year of 2008. Silently they waited, patiently biding their time. Then they struck with their very own thread. In an attempt to establish a presence amongst us and assimilate all into their collective of extreme boredom.

When all looked lost four heroes entered the Bored thread and bagan an intense campaign to see the Bored yield. Those original crew were Brenden Freeze - Jed Starkiller - Zardoz and Chris Fawkes

Before long they were joined in their heroic battle by Francat - Jtrek and myself Don Farnsworth. (forgive me if i've left out a name or two).

Together we engaged the Bored driving them back into the reality of their bedrooms where they sat amongst unwashed dishes, smelly socks and the odour of their own fart wondering how they could mount an unprecedented attack and win back their thread.

So they tried. And failed.

Yes my friends, The war is won and the Bored are but a mere shadow of their former selves and no threat to this forum anymore.

I invite others to share their stories of battle with the bored right here. Not to boast but to inspire others to always stand for goodness and rightness and all those other things that unite the people of earth as Americans.
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Old 09-11-2008, 04:52 AM
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Heineken for everyone!!!
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Old 09-11-2008, 04:57 AM
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Heineken for everyone!!!
Too right. Your quick wit and courage under fire will never be forgotten jtrek.
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Old 09-11-2008, 04:59 AM
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Farnsworth, you are talking out of your, er, mouth. AGAIN.

Atrophy, decay, entropy envelop these poor souls, limiting their vocabulary and their hygeine and all you can do is GLOAT?????

Not to mention that the unity of at least two of your heroes is that they are not American!

Fertile is your assemblage of stirring verbiage, fertilizer is the actual sense of it.

Yours sincerely,

Your friend,

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Old 09-11-2008, 05:04 AM
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Your left wing politics are not appropriate at this time Grenville.

Oh, looks at the bad guys, them poor souls. Get over it dude. They were trying to take over this forum OK!
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Old 09-11-2008, 05:07 AM
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They can assimilate their own thread all they like. There's a word for that.
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Old 09-11-2008, 05:09 AM
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So....what's going on here?
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Old 09-11-2008, 05:13 AM
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Er, nothing.
Ok, what's that behind your back?
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Old 09-11-2008, 05:28 AM
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Zardoz, your contributions to the thread are most welcome, if you would like to make them.


Please don't get off topic.
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Old 09-11-2008, 05:32 AM
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Shoot there hasn't been one topic on this board that stayed on topic.
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