[The Saint]

Recasting DS9:

Audio clips of Jack Benny + a Furby as Sisko
A Speak'n'Spell lying under a red wig as Kira Nerys
Conan O'Brien as O'Brien
A cat with a hairball as Worf
Pauley Perette as Jadzia Dax
Pauley Perette walking around on her knees as Ezri Dax
Pauley Perette doing a funny voice while hiding behind a desk as Dr. Bashir
Audio clips of a car stalling and a glob of orange Jell-O as Odo.
Audio clips of Gilbert Gottfried and a hamster as Quark

[Grenville]

Originally Posted by Don Farnsworth

Dr Evil would not work as captain Picard because he is not an actual actor. He is a character played by Mike Myers.

That would be like trying to get fat bastard to play beverly crusher. It wouldn't work because fat bastard doesn't actually exist. Do you get it?

I get it. You're nuts.

Hang on, are you saying that Beverly Crusher could play FB but FB couldn't play Beverly Crusher? I said Mila Kunis could play Beverly Crusher.

[Don Farnsworth]

Are you fat, grenville?

Beverly Crusher is just a character also. I refer you to my previous post. I thik most people here get it.

[Grenville]

Hah, your girth is of no consequence to me. But Mila Kunis would be a good Doctor to have.

[Grenville]

Actually, Dr Evil and William Shatner would be a problem.

Picard always called Riker "Number One" after all.

I don't think Shatner would like being called "Number Two", good acting or no.

[Zardoz]

Originally Posted by Grenville

Actually, Dr Evil and William Shatner would be a problem.

Picard always called Riker "Number One" after all.

I don't think Shatner would like being called "Number Two", good acting or no.

Hmm you never see Dr. Evil and Shatner at the same time......

[Grenville]

That's because William Shatner is not real, he is a character played by Mike Myers.

[Don Farnsworth]

Originally Posted by Grenville

Hah, your girth is of no consequence to me. But Mila Kunis would be a good Doctor to have.

Yes, Mila Kunis. I would find new and creative ways to become sick.

Doctor doctor i just ripped my left leg off.

[Zardoz]

Originally Posted by Grenville

That's because William Shatner is not real, he is a character played by Mike Myers.

I knew it!

[Gary Seven]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Picard
Thomas Jane as Riker
Steve Carell as Data
Clancy Brown as Worf
Simon Baker as LaForge
Sali Richardson as Troi
Laurie Holden as Beverly Crusher