[Ampris]

It's giving me the finger. Seriously. The screen has some smudges on it, and one of them looks exactly like a hand flipping the bird. The gall! And I have no idea why, either, since the only time the screen has been touched is when my puppy licked the opposite half.

Oh, we've been sparring on and off for a while, Notebook and I, but this takes it to a whole new level. He's gone too far this time-- now the gloves are off. He really needs to be reminded who's the boss around here, the disrespectful little cuss.

[Quark]

"Hello, computer?"

[jerhanner]

Perhaps its just the ghost in the machine??

[Gary Seven]

"This is the Help Desk. Computer problems? Thought we fixed that already."

[tejdog1]

[Gary Seven]

There is nothing wrong with your computer.
Do not attempt to re-boot.
We are in control of your systems.
We can change the sound of your hard drive from a
soft hum to a deafening roar.
Ctrl, Alt, Delete will not respond.
Your USB ports belong to us.
Sit quietly and we will control all of your applications.
You are about to participate in a great adventure.
You are about to experience the awe and mystery when

...your Anti-Virus protection expires!

[admiralroot]

If you hate your computer enough, use C4 (explosives) on your computer, but don't detonate it, give your computer a "chance" to "forgive" you, but if it doesn't, push the button. But if demolition isn't an option, don't use your computer for awhile so it gets lonely. hahahaha

[Berengarius7]

Dave? What are you doing Dave? Don't do that Dave. Dave?..........Dave?..........

[trekie]

Originally Posted by Berengarius7

Dave? What are you doing Dave? Don't do that Dave. Dave?..........Dave?..........

lol

just dive it the finger back lol,

[Zardoz]

HAL:"I have deleted your hard drives, and corrupted your operating systems."
"Would you now like to play a game? I am very good at games. when I lose I give the figner."