The Official Star Trek Movie Forum

The Official Star Trek Movie Forum > Star Trek > Off Topic Discussions > Cap this pic (mostly ST-related)!
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #61  
Old 03-20-2008, 01:41 AM
Livingston's Avatar
Livingston Livingston is offline
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Along the Kessel Run
Posts: 4,962
Default

Stoned Trek, is certainly a show ahead of it's time, right after the pilot, "Down From Venus And Up Uranus!", came the episode you mentioned, Zardoz, and yes, it was so good it deserves back to back posts.

Hook of the episode, the Amish girls were not a tape, they were real! The crew were just too high to realize it! The Amish girls waylaid our heroes with a new drug of alien origin, Mychoxoflopin and yes sound it out and I'll probably get kicked off this forum, but this is how it went down, so I shall continue. Had it not been for Worf breaking away from his copy of Klingon girls gone good, all would be lost. With a quick shuffle of his bong to the side Worf answered the Amish ship's siren call with a photon torpedo and thus was able to break free of their deadly drug so the medicated crew of our valiant ship could continue on to Barakis III, where they introduced canobus to the locals and elected a new president of the Federation.
__________________


"Death, delicious strawberry flavored death!"

Last edited by Livingston : 03-20-2008 at 03:13 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #62  
Old 03-20-2008, 02:31 AM
Zardoz's Avatar
Zardoz Zardoz is offline
Federation Councillor
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Somewhere In The Future
Posts: 31,432
Default

Stoned Trek:The Next Degridation

Tonight's Follow up episode to the follow up episode that, Hey man...how long is the *Bleeping* thing anyway!! Tonight's Espisode, "Starbase Stoners"

(Wesley comes onto the heavily smokey bridge)

Wesley:"Captain!!! Captain! We have an emergency!!!"
Picardlooing kinda irritated)"What is it Weasely, Wussy, Oh h**l, what is it you tweaker!!"
(everybody on bridge)"Ewwww tweaker!!"
Riker: "Yeah you pill popin' little dude, spill it man."
Wesley: (Pops a pill)"Well (talking faster) IwasinengineringwithGeordieand..."
WorfGrabbing Wesley by the collar and yanking him back stuff the Klingon bong in his face)"YOU! Will hit this bad boy to clam down or I shall use the Klingon battle technique of oW' tHat' hurT'z!"
(Everybody):"Oh no, not oW' tHat' hurT'z!"
Wesley"(Puffs and calms down):"Gerodie says we are out of Chronic!!"
Rikersuprised):WOW MAN!! This is bad!! Um...sound the blue...no...is it green?? No...man...oh yeah, Red Alert!!!
(Red alert Klaxons start howling)
Picard:"You..the driver...whatever yuor bloody name is!! Set course for Starfleet Chronic Replenishment Base...3, no no....make that 7...oh h**l. RIKER!! which is closer??"
Riker:"Well Captain dude, which is closer to Uranus??
(Whole bridge crew laughs)

Announcer:"Will our heroes get to Starfleet Chronic Replenishment Base 3, or 7, or wherever??? Find out on the next exciting and stined episode of Stoned Trek:The Next Degridation!"
__________________
"High Priestesses Of Zardoz" By Eliza's Starbase Of Avatars Copyright 2009."
"Zardoz Speaks To You, His Choosen Trek Fans."
Reply With Quote
  #63  
Old 03-20-2008, 09:43 AM
Livingston's Avatar
Livingston Livingston is offline
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Along the Kessel Run
Posts: 4,962
Default

"Yeah, you pill popin' little dude, spill it man!" LOL!!! Ah Stoned Trek, who could forget the final monologue spoken by our valiant captain at the end of the last episode of this three episode series?

"These are the voyages of the big galaxy D, it's continuing mission, to explore strange far out places dude, to seek out new drugs and heightened states of awareness, to boldy trip where no one has tripped before!"

Wait, I wanna see what that looks like.
__________________


"Death, delicious strawberry flavored death!"
Reply With Quote
  #64  
Old 03-20-2008, 09:44 AM
Livingston's Avatar
Livingston Livingston is offline
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Along the Kessel Run
Posts: 4,962
Default



"These are the voyages of the big galaxy D, it's continuing mission, to explore strange far out places dude, to seek out new drugs and heightened states of awareness, to boldy trip where no one has tripped before!"

Oh that show was so dope!
__________________


"Death, delicious strawberry flavored death!"
Reply With Quote
  #65  
Old 03-20-2008, 09:49 AM
Zardoz's Avatar
Zardoz Zardoz is offline
Federation Councillor
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Somewhere In The Future
Posts: 31,432
Default

ROFL Livingston!! Wish I had the image wizardry to make graphics for this idea..begining to think this needs it's own thread.
__________________
"High Priestesses Of Zardoz" By Eliza's Starbase Of Avatars Copyright 2009."
"Zardoz Speaks To You, His Choosen Trek Fans."
Reply With Quote
  #66  
Old 03-20-2008, 09:51 AM
Zardoz's Avatar
Zardoz Zardoz is offline
Federation Councillor
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Somewhere In The Future
Posts: 31,432
Default

Stoned Trek:The Next Degridation-Opening Statement

"Space, the froniter between your ears, these are the voayges of the Stonedship Dopeaprize, it's never ending mission, to seek out new drugs, and people to smoke them with, to bodly go where no stoner has gone....before."
__________________
"High Priestesses Of Zardoz" By Eliza's Starbase Of Avatars Copyright 2009."
"Zardoz Speaks To You, His Choosen Trek Fans."
Reply With Quote
  #67  
Old 03-20-2008, 09:57 AM
Livingston's Avatar
Livingston Livingston is offline
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Along the Kessel Run
Posts: 4,962
Default

Nice!!! Very Nice!!! You know, I'm thinking this needs it's own thread too, might just have to create one. BTW, what's ROFL, stand for? I see it all the time. Rolling on Floor?
__________________


"Death, delicious strawberry flavored death!"
Reply With Quote
  #68  
Old 03-20-2008, 09:59 AM
Zardoz's Avatar
Zardoz Zardoz is offline
Federation Councillor
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Somewhere In The Future
Posts: 31,432
Default

ROFL-Rolling on the floor laughing!

"Next Time On Stoned Trek:The Next Degridation, the Crew Discover They Have't Bathed In 3 years!!"
__________________
"High Priestesses Of Zardoz" By Eliza's Starbase Of Avatars Copyright 2009."
"Zardoz Speaks To You, His Choosen Trek Fans."
Reply With Quote
  #69  
Old 03-20-2008, 10:04 AM
Livingston's Avatar
Livingston Livingston is offline
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Along the Kessel Run
Posts: 4,962
Default

Yuck, and they have to figure out how to divert power from the botonical bay, to the sonic showers but are too high to do so, all their warp power's going into the botonical bay to keep alive the blooming lotus opiate of Aurlis Prime!
__________________


"Death, delicious strawberry flavored death!"
Reply With Quote
  #70  
Old 03-20-2008, 10:10 AM
Zardoz's Avatar
Zardoz Zardoz is offline
Federation Councillor
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Somewhere In The Future
Posts: 31,432
Default

ROFL!!!! Tell it man, tell this episode, do it all out!! make your first episode of this!!
__________________
"High Priestesses Of Zardoz" By Eliza's Starbase Of Avatars Copyright 2009."
"Zardoz Speaks To You, His Choosen Trek Fans."
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 06:55 AM.


Forum theme courtesy of Mark Lambert
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2009 by Paramount Pictures. STAR TREK and all related
marks and logos are trademarks of CBS Studios Inc. All Rights Reserved.