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Old 05-30-2008, 11:25 AM
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First Contact

Troi: (Drunk) "This is primitive culture. I am just trying to blend in."

Riker: "Wanna come blend with me in the tall grass??? Eh???!!"
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:53 PM
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Kirk: "You Klingon son, you killed my b4$t4rd!"
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SPOCK: I have been, and always shall be....your friend.. (makes the Vulcan hand salute) May the Force Be With You.

KIRK: (whispers discretely) Psssst....Spock....wrong franchise.

LMAO I love that one.
Data when he is first introduce. "I am Data, I am fluent in over 7 millions forms of communication."


The computer waking up Picard "Good MOrning Dave."
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Picard to Data in Nemesis (alternate universe?)

'Roads?, where we're going, we don't need roads!'
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Anytime the ship is in need of repairs.

"Scotty, can you fix it? We need sheilds in 2 min or we're dead!"

"Sorry Captain we're screwed."
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Picard to Troi:

Picard: 'What can you sense counsellor?'

Troi: 'I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if many lives cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced'

Picard: 'Oh, so your mother's aboard'.
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Kirk: "So Bones, what's the prognosis?"

McCoy: "(Hands him Viagra) It;'s dead, Jim."
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"Captain's Log, Stardate 1234.5: The ship is in perfect condition, the crew is healthy and happy, and absolutely nothing exciting, nor with any sort of galaxy-shaking consequence is happening..."
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Picard: "Stardate 47901.3, it's the 24th century, still NO CURE for baldness. While on the way to planet Rogaine to repay a debt..."
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