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Old 04-09-2008, 05:17 AM
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Default Caption The Funny Wedding Picture!


"Do you 8 of 12 take the bride to assimilate?"
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:23 AM
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Headline: Local Sci-Fi fan celebrates the arrival of his Russian mail order bride.

"Vot ees theese Star Treks?" asked the bride. "Vell, at least zere are Macy's in zees sector."
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:26 AM
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"Are you registered at Starbase 12?"
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:31 AM
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"Ze patterns can be ordered on ze...how is it you say... eeenternet, and do not be cheap and just get von place setting because zees starsheep did not come cheep."
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:39 AM
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"Today we celebrate peace between the federation and the borg..."
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:49 AM
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"When the best man got assimilated, the couple still wanted him in the wedding party."
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:51 AM
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try sayin NO now.... resistence IS futile
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:54 AM
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"The time warp made it possible for this couple to get married."
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Borg dude: "I'm sorry, but as much as I love Trek, I wouldn't get married like that!" lol Resistance is....WE ARE THE BORG...SURRENDER (assimilates the husband to be)*ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-09-2008, 08:20 AM
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"The Ex Boyfreind, after being assimilated by the Borg, crashes the wedding, to object to why she shouldn't marry that geek."
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