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Old 02-06-2014, 10:05 AM
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Thumbs down Smelly Breath...My GF's!!!

How do you tell a girl her breath smells? I swear, my gf's breath reeks every morning or when we take naps togetger. I tell her I don't want to kiss her because I claim I have morning breath. When of course I really do after a night's sleep or a nap, but dang...it reeks! This sucks...
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Old 02-06-2014, 03:45 PM
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I always have strong lozenges next to the bed, like Fisherman's Friend or similar things
Just take one and offer her one as well, if will seem like a gift while actually being a demand XD
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:46 PM
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Be Klingon about it!

"Par'machay, you have breath that smells like the hind quarters of a targ!"

You never know....she might reply with a compliment of her own:

"Your mother wears combat boots!"

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Old 02-08-2014, 06:10 AM
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Buy a mouthwash and put in the bathroom. Make a show of using at night and maybe she'll start doing the same. What she eats will also have an effect as well. I'm guessing she brushes her teeth twice a day? Halitosis (I doubt it's that!) is another possibility.

Failing all that there's the fancy toothbrush that Trip used in Enterprise, I bet that helps to combat bad breath!
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Marry her and you can say what you want! LOL.
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Old 04-03-2014, 09:09 AM
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She drinks coffee all the time. Or at least as much as she can. It just reeks...But yeah, I've been buying gum and offering it to her every chance I get. She doesn't get offended, which is a good thing. She loves gum.
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Kindly ask if she wants some gum. (While you chew your gum) Get some strong-smelling minty gum, something you like to smell too, I guess.

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