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Old 03-25-2008, 08:18 AM
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what about my acting out? :P

nah. we never acted it out... but i lived it..in my braaaaaain!!!
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As Riker would say, "Yeah...dudette...toke on...toke on.."
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Old 03-25-2008, 10:39 AM
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There goes my theory that Star Trek mainly appeals to intellectuals.
Sigh... all that money wasted on grad school... me not smart like me thought! IQ test lies!
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:41 AM
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But what about my follow up to the story??? Did anyone read it???
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But what about my follow up to the story??? Did anyone read it???
Of course! I'm just waiting to see what happens. Riker would probably nod off and leave Woof, er, Worf to plunder Troi's treasures.
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Of course! I'm just waiting to see what happens. Riker would probably nod off and leave Woof, er, Worf to plunder Troi's treasures.

I belive it is Livingston's or your turn to write the next one...
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I shall set my pen to the parchment tonight after work. Figuratively.
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I shall set my pen to the parchment tonight after work. Figuratively.

I hope so!!
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Old 03-26-2008, 07:33 AM
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This exciting installment of Stoned Trek: The Next Degridation is entitled "Dude, Don't Be a Square"

Picard and crew chill on the bridge of the Big Galaxy D (Doperprise) when suddenly some Pink Floyd starts to play.

Picard: "No Woof! I told you on the third roar, man, the third roar, now it'll be all out of synch!"

Riker: "Man, Margaret Hamilton makes a hot Orion Slave Girl!"

Picard: "Dude, No. 2, she's a witch!"

Suddenly something hits our valiant ship, bridge shakes like crazy!

Picard: "Mr. Woof, turn the movie off and see what's goin' on out there!"

Woof hits a button and the screen shows a Borg Cube. Riker stands quickly and shouts at the screen.

Riker: "Reeeddd Aleeert!!!"

Picard: "Damn Riker, we got the alert noise, why you do that everytime?" (Turns back to screen) "Ah s*^t man, I hate these guys!"

Borg: "We are the Borg. Lower your shields. Your biological and technological distinctivness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile!"

Picard: "Dude, you're seriously killing my buzz! Don't be such a square man!"

Data: (snickering and pointing to Borg Cube on screen) "You said square!"

Picard: "Data, lay off the android hash will ya! We're in a tight spot!"

Borg: "We are the Borg. Lower your shi-"

Picard: "Yeah sure!" (Picks up a water bong) "You wanna assimilate us..." (Takes long hit off bong)..."Go right ahead!"

Six hours later, the Borg cube is running around in circles with funny clouds of green smoke puffing out the side while the Big Galaxy D spins on it's vertical access.

On the Bridge the crew, chill, more stoned than before.

Riker: "Here it comes again!"

The Borg cube passes into the view screen and then out; the crew laugh high.

Woof: "They're hailing us again Captain!"

Picard: "Put'em on!"

Borg: "Hey Cap'in dude."

Picard: "Yeah man, try it again, just like I taught ya! Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire And though the holes were rather small they had to count them all..."

Borg: "Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall!"

Borg drones laugh high.

Picard: "Yeah man, you're hip, you're hip!"

Borg: "Cap'in Locutus, you know where we can score some good shrooms?"

Picard: "Man, Talaxians grow killer shrooms, best in the galaxy!"

Borg: "Oh, we assissimated-ed them."

Picard: "Yeah man, you're a real drag. Try Neelix's magic mushroom kitchen on Alpha Seti Prime, he cooks some good s*#t."

Borg: "Killer Doperprise, catch ya lata!"

Borg ship leaves, puttering green smoke.

Picard: "They're not so square when they're high! Gotta keep those guys medicated!"

Riker: "Now where to Captain, supplies running low?"

Picard: "Second star to the right and straight on 'til next week, dudes!"


And here is a preview of next week's episode when our favorite cosmic trickster Q drops into score his favorite stash!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jpzMZRWLgV8
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:39 AM
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Livingston!!!

This was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

I am allready thinking of the "Q" episode in my head!!
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I was pleased with that one too! We'll have to see what Jerhanner comes up with.

Write it, Zardoz! Write the first Q episode of this series!
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