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Old 03-24-2008, 08:24 PM
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The scene opens in 10-Forward. The beaded curtains sway gently in the breeze, and the scent of patchouli wafts from the vents. The camera pans down the bar, and we see Guinan deep in conversation with Picard.

Guinan - "... and for the last time, I'm not Jamaican, and I can't hook you up."
Picard - "Yeah, right, you dress like that and you're not a hookah-head? Please? I'll burn you a copy of that mad Phish Halloween show when they did the White Album!"
Guinan - "Well, alright, I have a few christmas trees to share, but... NO, Troi, I don't want to buy a poem for a dollar. Jeez, Picard, don't you pay her?"
Picard - "Well, yeah, but it costs a lot of credits to feel THAT ecstatic all the time."

Riker wanders over with his guitar. His eyes are glassy.
Picard - "You pinched the admiral's QP, didn't you?"
Riker - "Um, no?"
Picard - *sigh* "Just remember to spray it down with water before we see him, OK?"
Riker - "Spray what?"
Picard - *sigh*

Finally, the Enterprise enters orbit around earth.
Picard - "Finally, we can get Chong off our backs. Riker, report to the transporter room with the QP."
Riker - "Um, did we tell him it was a full QP? Cause I think it settled in transit."
Picard - *sigh*
Data - "Sir, if I may?"
Picard - "What now? And NO, Troi, I don't want any dam blueberry pancakes. Get that freaking Coleman stove off the bridge. Sorry, Data, what were we talking about?"
Data - "Sir, Starfleet Command is based in San Fransisco, and they're claiming that they're dry? Humboldt County is a mere 3.157 minutes away by flitter, even allowing for driving like a stoner retard. If anyone is being a Bogart, surely it is Admiral Chong."
Picard - "Hmmmm. Riker, report to the bridge and prepare the Captain's Log. Let's blow!"
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Old 03-24-2008, 09:36 PM
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There goes my theory that Star Trek mainly appeals to intellectuals.
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Old 03-25-2008, 12:12 AM
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Ah man, Chris, you're killing my buzz. Let's not lose our swerve dude!
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Old 03-25-2008, 02:24 AM
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:26 AM
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Excellent Stoned Trek, well written!! Looks like Livingston is up nest to contiue this adventure!
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:25 AM
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"Space, the froniter between your ears, these are the voayges of the Stonedship Dopeaprize, it's never ending mission, to seek out new drugs, and people to smoke them with, to bodly go where no stoner has gone....before."

Stoned Trek:The Next Degridation-Tonight's episode ""

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I cant tell you how many days ive wasted acting this out... watching 5 or 6 episodes of star trek with my best friend. Loving every minitue of it, every episode and every special effect.......but those days are over

at least i can still enjoy the trek..but its not the same man!
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:57 AM
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"Space, the froniter between your ears, these are the voayges of the Stonedship Dopeaprize, it's never ending mission, to seek out new drugs, and people to smoke them with, to bodly go where no stoner has gone....before."

Stoned Trek:The Next Degridation-Tonight's episode "Whatever!"


The USS Dopeaprize Warps away (backwards) from earth. we join our heroes on the bridge after delivering the stash to Admiral Chong.

Picard-"Well Dodo, Dada...whatever your name is (tokes)..doesn't matter how the Admiral drives...(passes out),"
Data-"Well sir, since you forced me to put in this "stoned chip" my logic and....(looks distracted)..ooooh lookie!!! we are going really fast!!"
(Everybody looks at the veiw screen)-"Woooooow!!"
Troi-(Puffing on worf's bong) "Riker, why don't you come by my....what is that....oh yeah...room later and i'll show you a "heavenly body."
Riker (obviously stoned)-"Oh like....are you inviting soemone else...?"
(Everybody!) "BURNED!!" (laughs)
Worf-(Puffing on bong too)"Wow cow..con..err uhhh. TROI!"
(Troi Jumps);"Why yes Mr. poof, woof...oh damn, now the Capatin has me going it too!! Yes, what do you want?"
Worf (Putting his arm around Troi) "I would like to see your heavenly body."
Troi(looking down at Worf's crotch)"I don't think your "batleth" measures up..(laughs.")
Worf (angrily pushing Troi)"WHATEVER!!"

Will Picard ever get up? Will Worf get any action before the end of the mission? Is Data Ku-Ku for Co-Co Puffs? Will Riker ever smoke enough? All the and soem other stuff might be answered on the next episode of Stoned Trek:The Next Degridation!
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:59 AM
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I cant tell you how many days ive wasted acting this out... watching 5 or 6 episodes of star trek with my best friend. Loving every minitue of it, every episode and every special effect.......but those days are over

at least i can still enjoy the trek..but its not the same man!
Well Red Alert if your acting out Stoned Trek:The Next Degridation, you might want to consider rehab??? ROFL!!
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Well Red Alert if your acting out Stoned Trek:The Next Degridation, you might want to consider rehab??? ROFL!!
what about my acting out? :P

nah. we never acted it out... but i lived it..in my braaaaaain!!!
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