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Old 03-21-2008, 11:07 AM
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Okay, from producers Livingston and Zardoz comes a show of true exploration. It all started with this photo. The title is Zardoz's the photo and caption below are mine.


"These are the voyages of the big galaxy D, it's never-ending mission, to explore strange far out places dude, to seek out new drugs and heightened states of awareness, to boldy trip where no one has tripped before!"

In the pilot, "The Mescaline Maneuver" our heroes departed the planet Caloris V after sampling the various pharmaceutical effects of the local cacti and set course for Aurelis Prime to return a sacred object to the shrine which they 'borrowed'. Unfortunately that object, the blooming lotus opiate, requires quite a bit of energy to keep alive, so all the ship's warp power had to be dumped into the botanical bay. Our heroes are tired, haven't showered in days, are adrift in space and high as kites on Aurelian lotus opiates. So now, what happens? What happens on the next episode of Stoned Trek: The Next Degridation!

If this seems utterly ridiculous, please refer to the thread, Cap this pic (mostly ST-related)! and check out the exchange Zardoz and I had to get in the spirit of things!
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Old 03-21-2008, 11:32 AM
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Stoned Trek:The Next Degridation-

"Space, the froniter between your ears, these are the voayges of the Stonedship Dopeaprize, it's never ending mission, to seek out new drugs, and people to smoke them with, to bodly go where no stoner has gone....before."

Stoned Trek:The Next Degridation-Tonight's episode "Crisis With Chronic"

(Grateful Dead plays in the background of the dimnly lit bridge as a message alert sounds)
RikerWasted)"Hey Captain dude man..wake up...I know that Aurelian Violet is some mean s**t....but wake up!!"
Picard:Waaaa??? (now angry) "What is it Number two??!! Good greif, I said it again!!!! This had better be good Riker, I was dreaming of Orion Slave girls go go dancing!!"
Worf (chiming in)"Capatin, Admiral Chong wishes to speak with you, he wants to know about our recent mission to Stonealonia to get some Purple Chronic."
Picard(Tunring away from Worf)"My god woof, ruf, puff..whatever your name is!! When did you brush your teeth??? That breath is as leathal as a phaser!!"
Worf ( "flips him off" before responding) "Why at the begining of this mission of course!"
Riker:"Oh man....that was seven years ago!!!"
(everybody goes EWWWWWW!)
Picard:"Oh hu??? Where was I?? Oh yes, put the admiral on the screen!"
(Tommy Chong appears on the screen in an Admiral's uniform)
Chong:"Hey Pic-hard man...hey you there man??"
Piacrd:"Like yes, Admiral....what can we do for you?"
Chong:"So Pick-a-nose, did you score the Purple chronic on Stonealonia? We here at Stonefleet Command are almost of dode man."
Picard:"Well Admiral....about that...there was this party on the bridge last night..."
Worf(Chimes in):"I did not SMOKE all the PURPLE CHRONIC!! RIKER SOMED AT LEAST HALF!!"
Riker(Also chiming in):"Like no way!! You jammed half that s**t into your Kilingon bong!!"
Chong:"So like your saying man...that it's ALL GONE??!"
Picard (looking sheepish):"Yes Admiral, that would be tha case..."
Chong:"Pick-me-hard, get you and thsoe stonies back to Stonefleet Command NOW! Your gonna get some kinda soemthing....like maybe some punishment..."

Will our heroes report as ordered back to Stonefleet Command?? Will they try and score some other dope for the Admiral? Will they even rember this conversation tomorrow? Tune in for the exciting answers on Stoned Trek-The Next Degridation!!"
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Old 03-22-2008, 01:36 AM
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I found the USS Dopeaprise-D Flying high!!
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Don't miss the exciting special when our boys burn the Ferengi for a QP of primo cheeba! Will they get the stash to HQ in time to get Admiral Chong off their backs? Or will Admiral Chong forget about it anyhow? And will someone tell Troi to stop with the freaking macrame already?
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LOL jerjanner LOL

Write that episode!!
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Yes Jerhanner, I'd like to see how that one ends!
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You can do it!!!
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