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Old 03-20-2008, 08:00 PM
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Here's a spoiler for ya' - The Ferengi follow Spock back in time to 23rd century Earth, go to Las Vegas and win BIG! Ferengi launch plot to take over Earth and sell it to the highest bidder on E-Bay! Ferengi decide to celebrate and die from toxic poisoning from Earth based alcoholic beverages. Earth is saved! Vegas winnings are confiscated and used to finance construction of the U.S.S. Enterprise! Moral of story- "What happens on Earth, STAYS on Earth!"
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:05 PM
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Here's a spoiler for ya' - The Ferengi follow Spock back in time to 23rd century Earth, go to Las Vegas and win BIG! Ferengi launch plot to take over Earth and sell it to the highest bidder on E-Bay! Ferengi decide to celebrate and die from toxic poisoning from Earth based alcoholic beverages. Earth is saved! Vegas winnings are confiscated and used to finance construction of the U.S.S. Enterprise! Moral of story- "What happens on Earth, STAYS on Earth!"

Brilliant! Write a script!
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:09 PM
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Here's a spoiler for ya' - The Ferengi follow Spock back in time to 23rd century Earth, go to Las Vegas and win BIG! Ferengi launch plot to take over Earth and sell it to the highest bidder on E-Bay! Ferengi decide to celebrate and die from toxic poisoning from Earth based alcoholic beverages. Earth is saved! Vegas winnings are confiscated and used to finance construction of the U.S.S. Enterprise! Moral of story- "What happens on Earth, STAYS on Earth!"
Hey, next time you're going to post a spoiler, use the tag, ok? Now you RUINED it for me!!!!
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:11 PM
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Hey, next time you're going to post a spoiler, use the tag, ok? Now you RUINED it for me!!!!

OMG
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Oh don't look now, but here comes another spoiler!

SPOILER!
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:13 PM
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I'm sorry..that was very immature...but I've been itching to do that since I signed up! A little humor goes a long way baby!
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:17 PM
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I've long believed that
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:20 PM
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Wesley Crusher becomes a captain and...

(Do i really need to keep going?)

(This can't end well...)

...and the Earth explodes. The End.
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:39 PM
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"In other Starfleet news today"- "CSI Las Vegas uncovers results of autopsy of dead Ferengi soldier......I mean auctioners!-'Huge plot uncovered", "more details after the break!" "Film at eleven!"
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:49 PM
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Man, i was hoping to see Uhura and Scotty as children as well on their home turf. I do hope it's a long movie though, 3 hours please. I can sit through a 3 hour film if it's not a total borefest, no problem.
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