[horatio]

Originally Posted by I-Am-Zim

Oooooooh! Let's see...

The Fuglyprise...that horrible...detestable...loathesome...thing, the Fuglyprise being built on the ground when no other starship (that we've seen) in the history of Star Trek has ever been built on the ground, the iBridge, Budgineering, that stupid viewindow, too many closeups, lens flares, shakycam, Tatoomulans, death of Amanda, destruction of Vulcan, NuDeltaHoth, Chekov's age, Pike's age, wrong stardates, tech too futuristic for the era, too many Star Wars references, use of the Enterprise delta symbol 30 years before it became fleetwide, inconsistent uniform designs within NuStarfleet, Spock/Uhura, Kirk the jerk, comic relief Scotty, inconsistent transporters (they can save NuKirk and NuSulu during freefall, but can't lock onto Amanda standing still????), death of Kirk's father, the stupid "water turbine" scene, the horrible Kobayashi Maru scene, no-dimensional villain, transwarp beaming?????, way too many coincidences, Kirk's early...way too early...promotion, the total and complete disregard for any and all consistency with pre-existing Trek canon, and the list goes on and on and on. Oh I forgot, Keeeeesssnnneeeeerrr!!!!!!!

How about a Trek version of Cluedo: who killed Keenser?
Was it Scotty in Budgineering with the hyperspanner, was it the Tattoomulan on the seaweed ship with the disruptor or was it Chekov in Kirk's quarters with the bottle of Saurian brandy?

[starwarsrcks]

well the film isn't too bad when I watch it I think you are being way too critical anyway LLAP

[Pauln6]

Originally Posted by horatio

How about a Trek version of Cluedo: who killed Keenser?
Was it Scotty in Budgineering with the hyperspanner, was it the Tattoomulan on the seaweed ship with the disruptor or was it Chekov in Kirk's quarters with the bottle of Saurian brandy?

OMG you just invented the best game of Cluedo everrrrrrr. I'm betting it was Janice in the arboretum using her legs.

[mmoore]

Originally Posted by starwarsrcks

well the film isn't too bad when I watch it I think you are being way too critical anyway LLAP

Then why did you start this thread???

Originally Posted by starwarsrcks

The monsters on Delta Vega
Destruction of Vulcan wtf

[Saquist]

Originally Posted by starwarsrcks

well the film isn't too bad when I watch it I think you are being way too critical anyway LLAP

Too...critical...how ever do we decide what's too critical.

[I-Am-Zim]

Originally Posted by Saquist

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You can thank Horatio for "Tatoomulans". He coined the phrase if I recall correctly. As for "Budgineering", I'm not sure who started that one, but it works

[Admiral Worf]

LOL!! What is wrong with the "reboot" (AKA the Abomination)? Well have you got about 2 yrs because that is what it would take to even scratch the surface....

[FireDevlin]

Originally Posted by Captain Tom Coughlin

Instant promotions were a bit much for me

Amen Captain!


Speaking of Captains, Kirk from Cadet to Captain, etc. was one of the biggest fantasies of the movie for me. Really had to just file that one away to enjoy the flick.

[Captain Tom Coughlin]

Originally Posted by FireDevlin

Amen Captain!


Speaking of Captains, Kirk from Cadet to Captain, etc. was one of the biggest fantasies of the movie for me. Really had to just file that one away to enjoy the flick.

Yes, that required some willing suspension of disbelief

[starwarsrcks]

I thought the film was overall brilliant throw rants at me if you want I
don't care