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Old 02-20-2009, 06:55 AM
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What do you pay for a night with a VIP?
The star's hip enter price.
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Old 02-20-2009, 07:07 AM
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THAT, my friend, is a truly awful joke! Well done!
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It's always at night when I'm trying to sleep that such jokes come to my mind.
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Dude that was horrible. Took me a second to 'get it'.
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None cause they're bright enough all on their own.
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Im not sure which one is worse. Oddly enough I like 'em got any more?
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How do you stun Data?




Throw Pi at him!
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Ahh .*LOL*. I have a friend who is getting married on Pi day.
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Why was Kirk always happy to hear Uhura's reports?

She often said "Channel open, sir!"
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Man these are bad... but I like'em! lol




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A Cheronian with a gushing flesh wound.



That one works better when spoken out loud really...
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