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Old 03-20-2008, 12:33 AM
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Well, as far as dates go, i used to buy the ones in the carboard boxes. But then, all of a sudden, they started to taste sandy and gritty, i couldn't even chew them anymore without fear of breaking my teeth! But then, i discovered the ones in the plastic bags. Now i'm happy with dates again. Candy from trees if you ask me. The most wonderful fruit in the world really. You all should try them.
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Old 03-20-2008, 04:46 AM
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Well you keep women in boxes like that and they will get "sandy and gritty." *smiles*
Yes, and while plastic does keep them fresher, longer. it does also have the unfortunate side effect of killing them. *LOL*

BTW- It's not nice to call ladies "fruit"...ROFL!!!
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:21 AM
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Well you keep women in boxes like that and they will get "sandy and gritty." *smiles*


BTW- It's not nice to call ladies "fruit"...ROFL!!!
O.o ....

no! lol.

man fan, that SUCKS and I am so sorry that happened to you.
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:24 AM
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Was that a Ooo, I agree, or a Oooo i don't agree you Denebian Slime Devil??? LOL!!
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:25 AM
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That's terrible!
It really sucks when you have to abandon your possesions...
When I left my last relationship, I left my PS2 and all 7 seasons of TNG on
dvd at our apartment because I just completely forgot they were there...
I also broke the lease and had to dish out $2500 to
pay to the apartment people. The stupid decisions I've made.
I know how that is - I let the pinhead ex take anything he wanted, even the answering machine (which he didn't need) just to get him the hell out. Then when I found out a bunch of Albanian immigrants were taking the apartment when I left, I gave them every stick of furniture but my futon. I figured it was better than lugging around stuff with pinhead's DNA still stinking it up.
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:27 AM
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jerhanner-

Breakups do tend not to bring the best out in people, do they?

Well you two there are good men/women for you out there, belive it or not!!
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:32 AM
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Thanks for the support guys. Luckily, all the bad experiences are pretty much ancient history. One nice thing about being part of an intelligent species: you learn from the mistakes.
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I lucked out, and Match.com dropped my true love in my lap about 6 years ago. He says his match.com membership fee was the second best $30 he ever spent!
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I lucked out, and Match.com dropped my true love in my lap about 6 years ago. He says his match.com membership fee was the second best $30 he ever spent!
wait.. then what was the best $30 he ever spend!?

zardoz! you no make fun of mah orly face!

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Old 03-20-2008, 07:43 AM
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I know what the best $250 I ever spent was! (snip, snip) No more worries about accidental procreation.
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