[Ditroi]

Looking for Work

A Japanese doctor said,
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it
in another, and have him looking for work in
six weeks.'

A German doctor said,
'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person , put it in another, and have him looking
for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said,
'In my country, medicine is so advanced that
we can take half of a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for
work in two weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said,
'You guys are way behind. We took a man with
no brains out of Texas , put him in the White
House and now half the country is looking for
work.'

[Zardoz]

*rim Shot*

Lol!

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I guess any country will have such a phase... it was popular in Europe a century ago, now it has reached America. But it will pass, I'm sure.