[Zardoz]

"I told you pushing that button was a bad idea!"

[trekie]

Ok , now where we beaming down too

[Zardoz]

"Harold, what did I tell you about these cut rate vacations!!!"

[Ready Room]

Look out! the kid's got a phaser!

[Elizadolots]

Wow, we really did have a lot of travel miles built up!

[jerhanner]

"Once I realized I was going to grow up like my parents, I asked my kid brother to shoot me with a phaser."

[jwaldo]

"Transporter room two to the bridge, the Nerdian ambassadors are aboard."

[Berengarius7]

"The electric chair, the last ride, the Chicago hotseat, the final resting place, the seat of doom, the furniture of final justice. What more can be said about this fixture of the damned? All of these questions will be answered tonight on Jailhouse 101!"

Oh, sorry. I was supposed to caption the picture. "Honey, i beamed up the kids!".

[Oregon_Coast_Trekkie]

Ok, strike up your pose for the transporter effect.

[Zardoz]

"Timmy didn't know the Phaser was loaded."