"Next tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime, on Starrrrrrrrr Trek the NEXT GenerATion!!"
"Data something's got meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
"A sinister creature threatens murrrrderrrrrr."
"Please, stop hurting him!"
"And TRAPS Counselor Trooii in a sipwrecked VESsel!"
"ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO DIE."
"Nowwww it's a struggle to stop the alien's savage [powerrrrrr]"
(Is that what you said? Speak clearly for bloody sake!)
"Get them UP! NOW!"
"But ONE of the crewwwww will bid a tragic fareweeeeellllllll, on Starrrrrrr Trek the next GenerATion."
(insert muliple reaction shots: My god, who will it BE?)
Those were the days. Now what made me pick that particular episode?
Surely they weren't serious (and then it turned out they were).