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Old 07-27-2012, 06:16 PM
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Default An admittedly tasteless joke....

Two men are standing alongside Jerry Sandusky and Joe Paterno in a food court in a large mall. They're watching all manner of people go by.

Just then, a group of pre-teen, Katy Perry-wannabe girls go walking by. The first man looks at the other man and Sandusky and Paterno, and says: "Cover me, I'm going pedophile. I'll see you in 20." And he takes off after the girls.

A short time later, a group of jailbait, Jessica Simpson-wannabe girls go walking by. The second man looks at Sandusky and Paterno, and says: "Cover me, I'm going statutory. I'll see you in 20." And he takes off after those girls.

A few minutes after that, a group of young, Justin Bieber-wannabe boys goes walking by. Sandusky is clearly moved, and turns to Paterno, and says: "Cover me. I'm doing this for the championship!" And he takes off after the boys.

Paterno spends the rest of the day in the mall covering it up.

Pa dum, bum!

Yes....classless, and tasteless. Even I am capable of such things.
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