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Old 04-14-2011, 01:21 PM
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If they don't take their boots off then there's the stopper right there!
What do you mean?
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Old 04-14-2011, 01:33 PM
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The smell would overpower them eventually.
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The smell would overpower them eventually.

Space fungus? Alien athlete's foot (from all the standing water)?
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Old 04-14-2011, 02:00 PM
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You got it!
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You got it!
In which case, my original post said for Spock Prime to massage Nero's feet to prevent him from imploding Vulcan.

I sure hope Spock Prime is up to the challenge
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Old 04-14-2011, 06:25 PM
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Spock is all thumbs
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I would casually greet Nero in only the politest, most informal manor... and then inform him that I know somebody who has the answer to 'all' his problems (time travel, exploding stars, saving his gorgeously-pregnant wife, you name it). I would mention that said individual has a peculiar fetish for Romulan boots.

Then I would give him (Nero) only the most detailed breakdown of human sexual anatomy, and ask him to kindly reward said individual for his (presumed) cooperation. I would tell him to be as creative as possible -but gentle too!- with his Romulan boots.

Romulan boots!! Romulan boots!! Romulan boots!!

(am I getting in the spirit of it yet?)

[EDIT: The song 'Ballroom Blitz' popped into my head as I was writing the above, and now I can't get it out. I leave it to better people to decide whether this means anything]
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And the man in the back said "everyone attack"
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
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Ballroom Blitz. Sweet. No 1 in Australia in 1973! Great song!
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