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Old 07-15-2010, 10:13 AM
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My roomie and I love playing zombie hunting video games (Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Dead Rising, etc.)

In a moment of epiphany, I told my roommate that in all our playing of zombie killing games, we really take zombies for-granted. He said "how?"

I informed him that zombies were not superficial by any means.

His face twisted as he expected the worst.

I then concluded "zombies love people for their brains".

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Old 07-16-2010, 10:04 AM
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