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Old 06-06-2009, 07:56 AM
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AH....that's who it was. I tried to remember, as I'd heard the story second hand.
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If I recall correctly, Johnny Carson got fined one time for a segment on his show. He was interviewing some female celebrity (may have been Raquel Welch), and she had a pet cat on her lap.

Raquel: Would you like to pet my pussy?
Carson: Move the cat.

LMAO!!!!! This really happened.
LOL!
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dolly parton was the one also that johnny said i would take a pek under there something like that
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They were talking about her attributes and she that they were real. Johnny said he would give up a years pay to for a peek.
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Odd considering they haven't been real in many decades....lol..
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They've been real the whole time...they just aren't as big anymore.
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Can you imagine lugging those things around?
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Old 06-09-2009, 04:20 AM
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No, and obviously, she couldn't anymore...hence the reduction....( wish I could have transplanted some of that onto me, though.... *sigh* )
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If I recall correctly, Johnny Carson got fined one time for a segment on his show. He was interviewing some female celebrity (may have been Raquel Welch), and she had a pet cat on her lap.

Raquel: Would you like to pet my pussy?
Carson: Move the cat.

LMAO!!!!! This really happened.
Great story Martok but alas apocryphal. That story's gone around for decades but no one, no one, no one who would know could ever say they were there when that happened. It's been long ago determined to be a Hollywood myth.
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They were talking about her attributes and she that they were real. Johnny said he would give up a years pay to for a peek.
That did happen.
Dolly's been an *ahem* inspiration for decades, God bless her!
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Old 06-09-2009, 04:45 AM
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If I recall correctly, Johnny Carson got fined one time for a segment on his show. He was interviewing some female celebrity (may have been Raquel Welch), and she had a pet cat on her lap.

Raquel: Would you like to pet my pussy?
Carson: Move the cat.

LMAO!!!!! This really happened.
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That was Zsa Zsa. I saw the clip years ago.

Carson said he would but only if she got rid of that damn cat.
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I actually saw that one live...lucky for me, I wasn't eating or drinking right them...I probably would have gushed like a volcano...I rolled off of a couch, I laughed so hard....and it was Zsa Zsa...
Great story Martok but alas apocryphal. That story's gone around for decades but no one, no one, no one who would know could ever say they were there when that happened. It's been long ago determined to be a Hollywood myth.

Hollywood Myth, my ***...I saw it live when it happened!
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