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Old 06-08-2009, 09:33 AM
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Enraged Trekkies Take J.J. Abrams Hostage

"We demand Paramount remake Star Trek or heads will roll." is included in their manifesto along with 350 pages of canon requirements. Paramount's response was simply "We are going to miss JJ".
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Old 06-08-2009, 09:48 AM
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i hope nobody responds to this.
It's actually the most original idea I've seen on a forum.
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Old 06-08-2009, 09:48 AM
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Yesterday's article erroneously stated that the enraged trekkies currently holding JJ Abrams hostage had a 350 page list of canon requirements. This article should have stated that the list of canon requirements is 3,500 pages. We regret the error.
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Old 06-08-2009, 12:46 PM
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Carradine's Death a Hoax?
Actor's appearance on movie set stuns all.
"Pod" casing found in hotel room.
Oooh Too soon man!
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Old 06-08-2009, 01:20 PM
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Oooh Too soon man!
Yeah but he would be cool with it.
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Old 06-08-2009, 03:52 PM
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Beyonce: "I'm a Pod."
Off color joke results in sleeping epidemic of
teenage boys..and men, too. Singer quarantined.
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:01 PM
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Pods contained eggs, which in turn unleashed many-legged organisms with a propensity for attaching themselves to human or animal faces. Beyond that, the town's been qui---aagghghhh.....my chest.....argghhhh......it hurrrtss......agggghhhh......reeeeeeee--------RIPPPPP!!!!!!
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:19 PM
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It's actually the most original idea I've seen on a forum.
Thanks. It's all about relaxing after a hard day and having a SNL moment.
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:21 PM
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Pod comes under fire after "wardrobe malfunction" exposes its peas.
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:47 PM
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Joan Rivers says, "I've been a pod person for decades, dont'cha know!!"
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