[vertigo1]

Red Matter is classic comedy material... imagine: "Would you like some red sauce on that burger?". They'd probably think it was really hot chilli to begin with...

[theGeekKing]

the only Red Matter jokes I can come up with are either 1) communist in nature, or B) involve Cadet Gaila and are probably not very appropriate

[Tribble-eater]

Spock: Captain I believe its red matter
Kirk Whats the matter?
Spock: Red
Kirk Red ?
Spock: Yes
Kirk: No Spock your upset about red, Like red shirts
Spock No The Matter
Kirk: I know that's what I'm asking, Whats the Matter
Spock Red
Kirk Oh Just forget it

[That Metal Beastie]

A film snob's reveiw of the new movie-

"Star Trek 2009- Too much red matter, not enough grey matter!"

[Saquist]

That is hilarious....
...cause it's true.

[Samuel]

Originally Posted by Tribble-eater

Spock: Captain I believe its red matter
Kirk Whats the matter?
Spock: Red
Kirk Red ?
Spock: Yes
Kirk: No Spock your upset about red, Like red shirts
Spock No The Matter
Kirk: I know that's what I'm asking, Whats the Matter
Spock Red
Kirk Oh Just forget it

Well.... just dont accept any red matter on your food unless you are sure all redshirts are accounted for.

[Capt Dunsel]

Red Matter ....

..... revenge of the Red Shirts !!!

[jtrek79]

Originally Posted by That Metal Beastie

A film snob's reveiw of the new movie-

"Star Trek 2009- Too much red matter, not enough grey matter!"

this reviewer could use some red matter to his stupid and vomitable review
so that a black hole would form and suck it up

[Lord Tribble]

When chuck norris was growing up, red matter was his play-dough.

[Samuel]

Originally Posted by Capt Dunsel

Red Matter ....

..... revenge of the Red Shirts !!!

"On behalf of all the Red Shirts that fell before me, it makes me very very proud to speak the following sentence: Im the only one that brought a gun."

"Mmmmmmmm, thats good ham!"

Redshirt Revenge - Robot Chicken