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Old 05-30-2009, 02:38 AM
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Red Matter is classic comedy material... imagine: "Would you like some red sauce on that burger?". They'd probably think it was really hot chilli to begin with...
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Old 05-30-2009, 02:55 AM
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the only Red Matter jokes I can come up with are either 1) communist in nature, or B) involve Cadet Gaila and are probably not very appropriate
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Old 05-30-2009, 04:02 AM
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Spock: Captain I believe its red matter
Kirk Whats the matter?
Spock: Red
Kirk Red ?
Spock: Yes
Kirk: No Spock your upset about red, Like red shirts
Spock No The Matter
Kirk: I know that's what I'm asking, Whats the Matter
Spock Red
Kirk Oh Just forget it
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Old 05-30-2009, 04:44 AM
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A film snob's reveiw of the new movie-

"Star Trek 2009- Too much red matter, not enough grey matter!"
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Old 05-30-2009, 07:38 AM
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That is hilarious....
...cause it's true.
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Old 05-30-2009, 10:08 AM
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Spock: Captain I believe its red matter
Kirk Whats the matter?
Spock: Red
Kirk Red ?
Spock: Yes
Kirk: No Spock your upset about red, Like red shirts
Spock No The Matter
Kirk: I know that's what I'm asking, Whats the Matter
Spock Red
Kirk Oh Just forget it
Well.... just dont accept any red matter on your food unless you are sure all redshirts are accounted for.
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Old 05-30-2009, 10:12 AM
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Red Matter ....

..... revenge of the Red Shirts !!!

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Old 05-30-2009, 10:16 AM
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A film snob's reveiw of the new movie-

"Star Trek 2009- Too much red matter, not enough grey matter!"
this reviewer could use some red matter to his stupid and vomitable review
so that a black hole would form and suck it up
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Old 05-30-2009, 10:19 AM
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When chuck norris was growing up, red matter was his play-dough.
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Old 05-30-2009, 11:28 AM
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Red Matter ....

..... revenge of the Red Shirts !!!

"On behalf of all the Red Shirts that fell before me, it makes me very very proud to speak the following sentence: Im the only one that brought a gun."

"Mmmmmmmm, thats good ham!"

Redshirt Revenge - Robot Chicken
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