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Old 02-20-2009, 08:31 AM
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Two men ran into a bar......The third one ducked.
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Old 02-20-2009, 08:44 AM
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Here is a oldie but a goodie...

Why was Spock fishing around in the Captain's toilet?

He was looking for the Captain's log.
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Old 02-20-2009, 08:51 AM
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OH man... those two are both good.


If Q had a call in radio show what would it be called?





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Old 02-20-2009, 08:59 AM
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OH man... those two are both good.


If Q had a call in radio show what would it be called?





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Doh!...that was a good one!

when I can come up with cleaner jokes I will post them ...but for right now I have to remember it is an all age forum.
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:23 PM
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There was this Kilingon...and a Bajoran who walked into a bar...
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:58 PM
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On a distant planet, the Enterprise discovered a race known as Roddenberians. Like many 'alien' races, they too are strangely humanoid... except for one, small detail.

The have a mouth. They have a nose. they have a left eye, and a right eye. They have a left ear, and a right ear - but they also have a final, front ear...
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:11 PM
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On a distant planet, the Enterprise discovered a race known as Roddenberians. Like many 'alien' races, they too are strangely humanoid... except for one, small detail.

The have a mouth. They have a nose. they have a left eye, and a right eye. They have a left ear, and a right ear - but they also have a final, front ear...

I thought these were supposed to be bad jokes that one was almost actually funny.
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:15 PM
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Man these are bad... but I like'em! lol




What's black and white and red all over?

A Cheronian with a gushing flesh wound.



That one works better when spoken out loud really...
Now that's funny.
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:24 PM
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What do you pay for a night with a VIP?
The star's hip enter price.
Ouch. That pun's so bad it actually hurt. One time, my local newspaper had a "bad puns competition", trying to find the worst pun of all time. I sent in my ten worst puns. I was sure that at least one would win a prize for being so bad.
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No pun in ten did.
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Old 02-20-2009, 03:09 PM
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A double amputee went on trial for what he claimed was the accidental shooting of his wife. Of course he lost. He didn't have a leg to stand on.

Bad pun (my own) but true story. I swear.
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