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#1
02-20-2009, 06:55 AM
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Really bad jokes - they come to me at night
What do you pay for a night with a VIP?
The star's hip enter price.
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#2
02-20-2009, 07:07 AM
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THAT, my friend, is a truly awful joke! Well done!
 
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#3
02-20-2009, 07:12 AM
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It's always at night when I'm trying to sleep that such jokes come to my mind.
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-= first fan member =- "I wonder why they decided to call it Earth instead of Water?" - Narada helmsman For my world is hollow and I have touched your thigh
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#4
02-20-2009, 07:52 AM
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Dude that was horrible. Took me a second to 'get it'.
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#5
02-20-2009, 07:57 AM
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How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
None cause they're bright enough all on their own.
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#6
02-20-2009, 08:00 AM
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Im not sure which one is worse. Oddly enough I like 'em got any more?
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#7
02-20-2009, 08:02 AM
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How do you stun Data?
Throw Pi at him!
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#8
02-20-2009, 08:09 AM
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Ahh .*LOL*. I have a friend who is getting married on Pi day.
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#9
02-20-2009, 08:12 AM
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Why was Kirk always happy to hear Uhura's reports?
She often said "Channel open, sir!"
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-= first fan member =- "I wonder why they decided to call it Earth instead of Water?" - Narada helmsman For my world is hollow and I have touched your thigh
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#10
02-20-2009, 08:15 AM
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Man these are bad... but I like'em! lol
What's black and white and red all over? A Cheronian with a gushing flesh wound. That one works better when spoken out loud really...
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