[FanWriter45]

"Captain, the transporter is working perfectly, and I can beam you and the landing party up safely at any time you like."

"Science Officer, what kind of energy feild is that, ahead?"
"Hard to believe, Captain, but this is a common energy feild that we've encountered countless times before."

"I'm sorry Sir, but you're just not my type."

"Captain, we can easily overtake the ship running from us. The engineer would like to know if you'd like to bump up the speed, he feels we're kinda moving like an 85 year old wearing a hat on the highway."

"You know, this society is hard core f****ed up... I say, screw the Prime Directive!"

"Well, Captain, I knew this day would come... your tests came back and you have an alien STD."


Try it, it's fun!

[NCC-73515]

"a common energy feild that we've encountered countless times before"
great!

[Botany Bay]

"The ship is hailing us! They agree on our oppinion an interstellar war would be pointless and a battle of our ships not in anyones interest. They suggest an agreement."

"Voyager, you are invited to trespass our space. We will escort you. Have a nice day."

"We are Borg! Your inferior society and technology is of no interest for us. Get out of our way!"

"They try to fool around with the timeline. Morons. If the Vulcans dont make firts contact with Zephram Cochrane, they will do it with someone else. Whats the point? Lets get home."

"Its a bad day to die."

[RedAlertRiker]

"Actually capt'n we could probably take her up another 2 warp speeds"

"they are equipped with 39 mm pistols and a sawwed off '59 remmington steel boom stick"

[rayq81]

Originally Posted by Botany Bay

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"We are Borg! Your inferior society and technology is of no interest for us. Get out of our way!"

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No 1 did you break wind ?

Captain to Scotty "get the foot down lets burn some rubber"

[arutha]

Picard: Docter crusher you are my final frontier!
crusher: I thought that was space?
Picard: hell woman, we've been evrywher: alpha quadrant, beta, gamma and delta, we've been to the mirror-universe, we've been to the past, we've been to the future, BUT DID I SEE YOU ALL THE WAY? NOOOO!

so you see beverly..... you are my final frontier.. (raises eyebrown suggestivly)

[Zardoz]

"Nawww, let'sa not beam down today, let's have tea instead!"

[Chris Fawkes]

Originally Posted by Zardoz

"Nawww, let'sa not beam down today, let's have tea instead!"

Isn't that Picard's line?

[FanWriter45]

"Sheilds at 100% Captain, and holding. We can take hits from their pathetic weapons until the cows come home!"

Piccard: "Surrender? Never!"

"The aliens are scanning us, and so far, the only thing they've downloaded from the library computer is Mr. Paris' collection of early 21st century pornography."

"We've encountered a planet of intelligent Beagles, Captain Archer, who do you think should lead the landing party?"

"Just how many male-less amazoinian tribes do you think there are in the galaxy?"

(To Elan of Troyus) "Your people use dilethium crystals... as bling?"

"The Universal translator can't do ebonics?!"

[radoskal]

Originally Posted by FanWriter45

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Piccard: "Surrender? Never!"

Oh come on what about in First Contact or Yesterdays Enterprise...coolest Piccard moment ever.