I figured there'd be a few creative people here! Fun stuff.
Here's another one (not that great):
: So, George, I recently found out that we have two
things in common!
Jack (thinking to himself)
: Awww, man, I knew it! We were both auditioning for the same role, but if I wore the ears like I first thought about doin', that would've clinched it...
(giggling and thinking to himself): Zach thinks he's Japanese?!?