I liked the Bond reboot. On the other hand, the Churchprise looks like it was created by a parodyist. A particularly unkind and foul-tempered parodyist.
"Now I did a job -- and got nothin' but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character, so let me make this abundantly clear: I do the job... and then I get paid. Go run your little world."