The mods have abandoned us!
Run to the hills!
The end is nigh!
The tide is high!
The pigs shall fly!
A bird pooped in my eye! (eewwwww)
I stand defiantly on a mountain top!
"We don't need you mods anymore!!!! Do you hear me?!!! We've outgrown you!!!!"
And then I run like a little b***h because one of 'em probably heard me.