Haha, that would be something to see and hear!
Startrek.com used to offer some ship sounds for your phone, but I never could figure
out how to get them...I think my phone at the time just wasn't adaptable(is that a word?)
so I just bought the Klingon ringtone from At&t's website.
"It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta could be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs."
~Quark and Ziyal