Originally Posted by Botany Bay
They are no hoaxes, of course. They are scientific proof that aliens developed marvelous technologies to travel unbelievable distances in an amazingly short time just to abduct cows and make funny stuff with our wheat.
Wait, that means crop circles are some form of extraterrestrial pranks.
No, it means we have some alien vandals roaming around our solar system. At least that's better than having politically jihad aliens that blow up the White House, like the ones in ID4.