Banu banu, wabquee chay so gastu genoyrora.
I have no idea what that means, so if I insulted anybody's mother, I assure you it was an accident.
Welcome, BABNOO. This is a house possessed of both horrors and delights, tomfoolery and fooling Tommery. I am Martok, resident clown, counter-logician, defender of the faith, heir to the kingdom of Waboobala-hoobala. And in the tradition of my ancestors I bid you.....er...uh....welcome.