I grew up on a farm. I was driving grain trucks since I was 12. Learned to drive on the road in my big sisters 65 Corvair Monza... earned my paycheck for almost 12 years going, driving a route for a medical testing lab.
My favorite car that I ever owned was a '74 VW bug. (I drove it for almost a quarter of a century, before rust finally killed it. These days, I drive an old (but solid) '85 Ford Bonco II.
Number Two: Conform, Number Six! Conform!
Number Six: I will not be stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! I am a person.