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Old 05-21-2009, 10:18 PM
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We could send in Darth Vader to querry STRedShirt in his usual, inimitabable fashion:

(with all due love to our favorite moderator...no slight or insult intended)

STRS: Welcome, Lord Vader. We are honored by your visit--
VADER: You may dispense with the pleasantries, RedShirt. I am here to put you back on schedule.
STRS: B-but, m-m'lord...what schedule?
VADER: Don't force me to use The Force.
STRS: I tell you, we will have screen savers out well before the DVD/Blu-Ray release.
VADER: The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
STRS: But, he asks the impossible. We need more bandwidth.
VADER: Then perhaps you can explain it to him when he arrives.
STRS: T-the Emperor's coming h-here?
VADER: That is correct, RedShirt. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of product.
STRS: I'll pass the word on to redouble the effort, m'lord. But please, note...I am only a m-moderator.
VADER: And you are also designated a "RedShirt". Not exactly a desirable position in your universe.
STRS: M'lord does have a point there.
VADERL: And remember....the Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.


(Vader strolls on, while The Imperial March blares over the loudspeakers)

Again, with all due love for our favorite mod.
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