I'm a maintainence guy for a television station. One day, I'll be working on some pretty high tech equipment and the next (thanks to the low budget, wearing multiple hats situation here) I'll be cleaning out sink drains or snaking out a toilet in the men's room. Ah! The "glamour" of working at a local PBS station! But, there's a trade off... I also have full run of the scene shop here... so I work on little projects after hours, at my own cost. (I'm very much a "tinkerer")
Number Two: Conform, Number Six! Conform!
Number Six: I will not be stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! I am a person.