"I dont have anything left. My wife took the whole damn planet in the divorse - All I've get left are my Bones"
Kirk trying to talk to Uhura with the swollen tongue was CLASSIC humour - LMAO!
Scottys comments about Sandwich's....and about Admiral Archers Beagle - oh yeah and "I don't want to take sides".
Old Spocks comments about "live long and prosper" seeming self serving lol.