Originally Posted by Big D
. That pun's so bad it actually hurt. One time, my local newspaper had a "bad puns competition", trying to find the worst pun of all time. I sent in my ten worst puns. I was sure that at least one would win a prize for being so bad.
No pun in ten did.
So never use puns if the date on the package is past due.
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