Originally Posted by NCC-73515
What do you pay for a night with a VIP?
The star's hip enter price.
. That pun's so bad it actually hurt. One time, my local newspaper had a "bad puns competition", trying to find the worst pun of all time. I sent in my ten worst puns. I was sure that at least one would win a prize for being so bad.
No pun in ten did.