Sad to say it, but I've been a bit emo of late, so to turn things around I'd like to be Chief Engineer of the ship on STNG. This way I'd have the chance to be behind a few powerfull punches thrown at some Borg Cubes. I'm sure that would go a long way to regaining some self-respect.
(Even tho Bill Gates has retired from MS, he's still a Borg Queen at heart)
(Steve Ballmer? ... Still throwing chairs into the new millenium! What did you expect from an ex used-car salesman?)